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2026 Velocity: Blockades, Boardrooms, and the Spirit of the Naked Ape

April 20, 2026 by GG
2026 Velocity: Blockades, Boardrooms, and the Spirit of the Naked Ape

The article explores the geopolitical and economic volatility of April 2026, focusing on the US blockade of the Strait of Hormuz and Tim Cook’s departure from Apple. It reflects on human nature through the lens of the 1926 census and the legacy of author Desmond Morris.

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