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DJ Lord Sear NASA Crashes and the Price of Your 2076 Digital Legacy

March 12, 2026 by GG
DJ Lord Sear NASA Crashes and the Price of Your 2076 Digital Legacy

Golden Greg explores the fragility of digital legacies, using the passing of DJ Lord Sear and NASA satellite crashes as metaphors for cultural and physical decay. He discusses how Section 301 tariffs on hardware like the MacBook Neo create barriers to preserving our history for the year 2076.

Categories ArticlesTags digital legacy, March Velocity, Section 301 tariffs

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